i did this instead (im bad at tattoos)
no, you’re fucking great at them!
I think Kmart just saved their company with one commercial.
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
what if websites had closing hours
it’s funny because the unemployment website (for michigan) actually does have closing hours
when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period
We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.
Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
we’re gonna need a bigger jar